did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things
like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”
8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]
8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”
Frankly I still do this, to some extent–back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”
i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together
small gay sports baby
Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other
Okay but the funniest part is this has happened multiple times. There are three instances of former Canadian and American national team players who have gotten married:
-Caroline Ouellette and Julie Chu (both former captains)
-Gillian Apps (former alternate captain) and Meghan Duggan (former captain)
-Jayna Hefford (former alternate captain) and Kathleen Kauth
Seriously it’s like tradition at this point. I’m sure there’s a betting pool on who’s going to get married next. God I love the rival lesbian jocks trope.
In case y’all didn’t click that link I need to make sure you see the headline.
the era of twinks is OUT. this character design must reign supreme.
only one of those is an actual character. the rest are real people just wearing costumes. fat men. what you want is fat men and you can say it.
i am a fat man and i do mean fat men, however i am also refering to the specific similarities of costume design and personality archetype of these characters. aka character design.
“only one of these is a character” im sorry do they think that the teacher from school of rocm, beetlejuice, and meatloaf are real people??
They are if you believe
Obsessed with the take that Meatloaf is not a real person.
Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.
Do you ever just stop and think about that photoset for the “Five Doctors” where Tom Baker was not present so they decided to pose his wax figure instead like it was a completely normal thing to do?
ngl i went through the first three trying to figure out which one was the wax one and it’s the exact last one i even considered
I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand
In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted
ALT
